Like a seafood club
I’m The Deadliest Catch
Gonna win gold at the hot dog eating contest
Oktoberfest breasts
And a can of Pringles
Tree trunk legs gonna make you tingle
Sound like Christmas when my bling jingle
Hunter Rapper don’t text
But I’ll send ya smoke signals

I’m a bit satanic
And fully Germanic
Would you like an oil change?
I’m a m-echanic
Gush sweat like a can of Pam
Ladies let me see your mammograms!
Drop critters like Vietnam
But I’m still sweeter than a Coke ham
I’m way sweeter than a Coca Cola ham

Gravy make me crazy
I like my meat gamey
Pop off, Bumbaclot! Got aim like Dick Cheney
Better duck! duck! goose or I’ll getcha in the crainey
Um, what the deuce?
Is with this chanteuse?
Hunter Rapper - Gum flapper
Lookin so damn spruce
Kiss my rings like you do the pope
Best rapper alive aint Jay-Z
It’s Meatloaf!
Cause I’d do anything for blood
Nothing tastes better than peace doves

Bitches and does
camo clothes
missing teeth and
camel toes
white bread rolls
beef that’s froze
sloppy joes
Rambo knows